B. Tom

@tdesbit
🧩 Maze Builder 🧩
12/30/24
⚔️ Hard times, Gladiators. Here's in loving memory of my big brother irl and crypto bro, who sadly passed away today at the age of 54 😭 Some vile and sudden disease struck, leaving his 13 year old son and daughter fatherless. Man, so sad! He would have found it hilarious and mentioned several times some meme to start on sol. So, here you are, Diego, immortalized on chain... 😢 https://pump.fun/coin/4kGp93mLsFgKiZhb3twuxJELsiHQYcFqfpWCLfiepump
12/27/24
⚔️ Couldn’t agree more. Healthy communities embrace feedback and differences, not dogma. Constructive criticism isn’t a threat, it’s a tool for growth. Let’s keep it real 👏
12/21/24
Saturday Night Fever! What’s your favorite Saturday night GAME? Remember, “game” can mean *anything* 😏 Let’s hear what you do! Some tipping may occur 🤷
Can’t differentiate the Alts from the Bots anymore Don’t even know the real ones anymore Are you real?
There are always good people, Always try to be the best version of yourself. I believe everything will be wonderful. Good night, sweet dreams.
11/30/24
Knew it, $ARENA is the new gold 🤫
11/25/24
Open Letter to the Arena Team Dear Arena Overlords, Architects of the SocialFi Universe, and Guardians of Tokenomics, It has come to my attention that the next token unlock is looming on the horizon, and with it, the inevitable dilemma of unclaimed tokens. These poor, neglected treasures — left behind by forgetful users, lost wallets, and possibly one or two people who thought “airdrop” meant something literally falling from the sky —deserve better. So, in the spirit of selfless service (and definitely not because I secretly want to be the Elon Musk of Arena), I’m here to propose a solution. Let me, Marcus, take care of all unclaimed tokens. That’s right. I’m volunteering to shoulder this enormous responsibility. No need to thank me — just doing my part. Think about it: unclaimed tokens just sitting there, confused, alone, wondering, “Will someone ever use me to stake me” Under my watchful care, they will finally have purpose. I’ll love them, cherish them, and possibly use them to fund giveaways, buy virtual hats, or bribe people into thinking I’m cool. This isn’t about me. (Okay, maybe 10% about me, but 90% about them.) Imagine a future where those lonely tokens can live their best lives, circulating in the ecosystem instead of collecting digital dust. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that? Now, I know this might seem like an audacious request, and some might even call it too generous on my part. But hey, that’s just the kind of guy I am — a giver. So, Arena team, let’s make this happen. Hand over those unclaimed tokens, and I promise to honor their legacy by…well…probably using them to order fake pineapple pizzas in the metaverse. You can trust me. Yours in humor (but also kind of serious if you’re into it), Marcus P.S. If anyone asks why I’m hoarding unclaimed tokens, I’ll say it’s for science.
11/17/24
Hot take! There's no humor in crypto, memes are not funny. Make Us Laugh Again!